Sometimes I think we're all just pawns in a britney spears' game of life.
IS YOUR BAND READY?
THEY’RE ALWAYS READY!!!!!!!!!
WE WERE BORN READY
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
He even has the math to back it up.