Sometimes I think we're all just pawns in a britney spears' game of life.
"look at the stars,
look how they shine for you”
Words. To. Live. By.
When a white person tries to tell you reverse racism is real.
arrested developments a little ahead of its time
harry is that kid that gets kicked by the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts
Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?
“The Wrist Charger, or as we like to call it, Bracer of Battery Life +2, straps comfortably to your wrist and plugs in to just about any electronic device you like.” - ThinkGeek.com
when you’re an international pop star with multiple number 1 hits but nobody in the room knows who you are
Multiple #1 hits:
when you make a post saying ariana grande has multiple number 1 hits and find out she doesn’t even have 1
shrek is the god of self confidence
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME